Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Verdict Is In

New evidence has turned up in the long await trial of Bandit, A.K.A Orange Boy. After months of deliberating, the honorable Judge Moki, finally came to a decision when this video footage was released to the courts.

Bandit who has been accused of stealing his beans sweater, biting and tearing it, has been found innocent of any wrongdoing. A new trial is pending regarding Smokey, A.K.A Mini Munch’s role in the crime. Lucy Bell A.K.A. Momma Cat, was also caught on film. The bean who pleaded innocent to charges of leaving her sweater hanging from the back of a chair in the kitchen, and whom accused Orange Boy of stealing said sweater has been sentenced and ordered to pay for the following; two new feather wand toys, one new bag of dry kibble, and one bag of Greenies. The bean has also been ordered to three hard days of petting and spoiling Orange Boy. Mini Munch will stand trail for the assault on Orange Boy, captured in this video next month. Lucy Bell, A.K.A Momma Cat was found to be an innocent bystander, guilty only of watching the events as they unfolded.